The Euphony was formed on the 10th of September 2002. The original members were the lead vocalist and songwriter Mark Collier and two guitarists Alistair Robertson and Tony Ferguson. Since the band formed they have gone from strength to strength, performing in front of audiences of up to 200 people.

The band also writes its own material, most of the lyrics are written by Mark Collier while all members have an equal say in the musical compositions. Although the band has only been together for a short period of time, it has already written its first album which is due to be recorded soon.

Mike Jones joined The Euphony on Thursday 13th April 2003 as a new bass guitarist.
New Drummer, Josh Young joined The Euphony on the 12th of October 2003.....................but now these have both left, we have better people (i never said musicians)!!

We now have Phil playin bass "i think he is an awsome talent"  garry glitter and Ash Goodall on drums "he is so funky" jimmy saville

we now are a all round awsome band with hella wicked talent

Phil Cattral - Led Zeppelin, Jaco Pestorious, Jimi Hendrix, ABBA

Ash - porcupine tree, pink floyd, drugs

alright peeps, just writin a bit about myself.

i never really decided at one single point to start playin guitar..... its a funny story actually......... i was about 14 and i was walkin down the street and it was quite cloudy, and i looked up and saw the clouds started to seperate and a big voice started speakin to me, but no else could hear it! and the voice said (which sounded like James Earl Jones) "Alistair....... i have been searching the whole world for a group of people to rock, maybe not internationally, maybe just locally - but to ROCK!!! and i have chosen a few people, your friends...... and you are the final piece to this Rock Jigsaw which is THE EUPHONY!!!! take this Guitar and damage people with your riffs and licks and solos!!!!!!!!!!!! now go and make history and i will see you when you die from the concequences of rocking too much!!!! only then will your mission be completed"

i of course shit myself, but accepted.

i play lead guitar. and have currently melted 249 faces.....sorry

the reason u never hear me sing is coz i am shit at it, but as i say "i let my riffs do the singing".....................i dont really say it, i just made that up.

Tony "Anus" Ferguson

In 1963, i was taking a shower in my humble abode, when i was attacked by an intruder. He was a tall chap with less distinguishable features than most as he had a balaclava on you see.

The resulting injuries got me a primetime slot in one of my local hospitals finest beds, and it was during my visit that i myself was visited. by an old man in fact, he said to me "Tony" he said "Tony, I wish to form a band the likes of which have never been seen, and they will call themselves THE EUPHONY". I was confused, i said to him "but i cant play any instruments".

He laughed and said, "hahahaahaa you can now." and with a flick of his wand a guitar appeared in my hand and i started playing Communication breakdown by the zep.

The rest is history, and as The Euphony gets bigger and bigger, i ask myself "Are the rest of the band good enough for me."

ENDAGE.

Phil "the goth" Cattral or Cattrall or Catrall or whatever

Twas a dark and lonely winters morn. Twas snowing you know. phil awoke and thrust his head out of the bedroom window, his nightcap fell into the garden. "Shit" he said. "Boy, pass me that nightcap" the boy obliged and said "Do you know what day it is?" phil said "Bah Gobshite" and threw a prayer candle at the boys eye........As the victorian paramedics took the stricken boy away, phil was entered by a ghost. He really put the willies up him. The ghost showed phil the cobbled streets of shitarse and gave him three visions. the first was of a naked anne widecombe sprawled across his windowsil with her flab all hanging off the edge and everything. the 2nd involved a schoolboy and a banana. However the 3rd was much more sexual. he seen bright lights, groupies, a midget being sick into a teapot. it was all he ever dreamed of. BEING A ROCK STAR. the ghost pulled up his pants and gave phil a bass guitar. he said"corr blimey mary poppins, that was a scrumptious desert" he was delerious because he had fallen out the window due to hard rockage. his agent put him in touch with.....THE FUCKING EUPHONY, however they changed there name to THE ANAL OBLIVION. AND THE EUPHONY WAS BORN. DEATH anus

Ash "hashman" Goodall

ash was stoned one day, we asked him to join, he smiled as usual and said "sure". the end

Mark "the clit-arse" Collier

Mark was sat in D.T. one day, looking at the shiny part of Mr. Pattersons head, then saw phil go up and slap it repeatedly, as phil had been overdosing on Benny Hill, mark found this funny and laughed, and thought to him self "wow, he's quite daring, a fine quality". he then saw tony get locked in a cupboard, he thought to him self "wow, he's quite funny, an awsome quality". the next week in class, he saw ali slaving away on his crappy plastic football stadium/chessboard and thought "wow, a real worker, maybe..............". he then thought of a druggy, who was really funky and was always smiling, but this may become more apperent later in the myth.................ha ha, that sounds like "miff"!! this inspired him to hit a teacher. violently. in Borstal he met Johnny fivefingers (on each hand). he said "Form a band or you get bummed in the greenhouse at 5pm sharp, be there or dont get bummed." Mark shit one and went mental. in the brooker centre he met Rolf Sickfingers, this man was dangerous and therefore was ignored constantly. Mark slept on his ideas of stardom for 3 weeks but then got a new mattress. his dreams were shattered. until tony rang him and said "Stop pretending your in a mental home and come to band practice. you've already missed 45 minutes you bellend". THE EUPHONY WAS COMPLETE. Except for little disabled bob. the weelchaired fan who followed phil in his b&q place.

ENDAGE